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萬鍾 發達集團營運長
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來源:幽默搞笑
發佈於 2011-04-01 21:23
與君同樂:女人放棄喝酒的後果
女人放棄喝酒的後果
GivingUp Wine
Iwas walking down the street when I was accostedby a particularly dirty and shabby-lookinghomeless woman who asked me for a couple ofdollars for dinner.
我正沿著街道行走的時候,一個衣衫破舊、邋遢骯髒的女遊民靠近我,問我可不可以給她一兩塊錢吃晚餐。
Itook out my wallet、got out ten dollars andasked、'If I give you this money、will you buywine with it instead of dinner?'
我取出了我的皮夾,拿出了十元然後問,"如果我給你這錢,你會拿它去買酒而不買飯嗎?"
'No、 I had to stop drinking ! years ago'、the homelesswoman told me.
"不,我不能再喝酒了! 我已經很久沒喝了!"女遊民告訴我。
'Willyou use it to go shopping instead of buyingfood?' I asked.
"你會拿它去血拼而不買食物嗎?"我問。
'No、 I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless womansaid. 'I need to spend all my time trying tostay alive.'
"不,我不會浪費時間去血拼,"女遊民說。 "我要花所有的時間才能活下去。"
'Willyou spend this on a beauty salon instead offood?' I asked.
"你會把它去做頭髮而不買食物嗎?" 我問。
'Areyou NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven'thad my hair done in 20years!'
"你腦筋有問題嗎!" 女遊民回答。 "我已經有 20 年沒做過頭髮了!"
'Well、 I said、'I'm not going to give you the money.Instead、I'm going to take you out for dinnerwith my husband and me tonight.'
"這樣很好,"我說, "那我不要給你錢。我要帶妳去和我先生一起吃晚餐。"
Thehomeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husbandbe furious with you for doing that? I know I'mdirty、and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
女遊民大吃一驚。"妳這樣做妳先生不會生氣嗎?我很髒,而且可能聞起來很臭。"
Isaid、'That's okay. It's important for him tosee what a woman looks like after she has givenup shopping、hair appointments、and wine.'
我說,"那沒關係。最重要的是讓他瞭解,當一個女人在她放棄購物、做頭髮和美酒之後,會像什麼樣子!"