幽默笑話－女僕瑪利亞要求加薪的三個理由
Maria the Maid
A maid wanted a pay increase.
女僕要求加薪
The Madam wasvery upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want anincrease?"
女主人很難過，問：瑪利亞，為什麼妳要求加薪？
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want anincrease. The first is that I iron better than you.
嗯，夫人我要加薪有三個理由，第一：我燙衣服比妳行。
Madam: "Who saidyou iron better than me?"
誰說妳燙衣服比我行？
Maria: "The Master said so."
先生說的
Madam:"Oh."
喔
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
第二：我燒菜比妳燒的好（我是一個比妳更好的廚子）。
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
胡說！這是誰說的？
Maria: "TheMaster did."
先生說的
Madam: "Oh."
喔！
Maria: "My third reason is that I am abetter lover than you."
第三個理由是：我是一個比妳好的情人。
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
(這下夫人更難過了)這也是先生說的嗎？
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
不是的，夫人，這是園丁說的！