本帖最後由 hapy 於 11-04-15 07:00 編輯
*The Husband Store
老公專賣店
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
紐約新開了一家老公販賣店，每個女人進來店裡選購老公, 都必須遵守店門口的告示牌， 牌上是這麼寫著:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
本店僅歡迎您大駕光臨一次。
本店共有六層樓，每上一層樓，販售的老公規格就會高一些，您可以在任一樓層選購您合意的老公或往上一層樓選購，除了要離開，您不能下樓重選。
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
某日，一名女子前往該店購買老公。
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
在一樓，她看到樓層介紹寫著：這裡的男人都有正職
The 2nd floor sign reads
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
她上二樓，樓層寫著：這裡的男人有正職，愛小孩。
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
她上三樓，樓層寫著：有正職、愛小孩，長相超優。
哇 ~~ 她暗自竊喜， 但還是決定往上一層樓走，
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
她來到四樓，看到：有正職、愛小孩、帥到掉渣，而且會幫助做家事。
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads
她驚呼：上帝啊，寬恕我，這遠超乎我預期~~”，接著再上五樓，
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.在五樓，她看到：有正職、愛小孩、帥到不行，會幫助做家事，而且擁有浪漫的性格和性感的臀部(某偷加滴:P )。
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
她幾乎要停住腳步，就買這層樓的老公，但還是毅然地往六樓去
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
在六樓，那裡寫著：您是來到這一層的第31,456,012名訪客，這層樓沒有可供您選購的老公，這一層樓設置的目的僅僅是為了證明：
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
女人是永遠都不會滿足的 ! 謝謝惠顧。
* 老婆專賣店
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
唯恐性別歧視遭議，店老闆在對面街也開了一家老婆專賣店。
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
一樓供售的老婆: 喜歡sex。
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.二樓供售的老婆: 喜歡sex，而且有錢。
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.
3，4，5，6樓……米有人上去過smile_83+