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An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad， saying:
一個阿拉伯學生發了封伊媚兒給他老爸，說：
Dear Dad 親愛的爸爸，
Berlin is wonderful， people are nice and I really
like it here， but Dad， I am a bit ashamed to arrive
at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
when all my teachers and many fellow students
Travel by train.
柏林很棒，這裡的人很和善，我很喜歡這裡，
可是我每天開著我那純金打造的 法拉利599GTB上學時
都感到有些不好意思，
因為老師和其他大多數同學都是搭火車上學的。
Your son， Nasser 兒子敬上
The next day， Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:
第二天老爸回信了:
My dear loving son我親愛的寶貝兒子：
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred
to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too.
兩千萬美金已經轉進你的戶頭了，
拜託你別再給我們家丟人現眼，
快快也去給自己買一列火車吧！
Love， your Dad 愛你的老爸
.................................(加碼:你如何分辨蒼蠅的性別？)........................................
How to tell the sex of a fly
你如何分辨蒼蠅的性別？
A woman walked into the kitchen to
find her husband stalking with a fly swat.
太太在廚房中看到先生拿著蒼蠅拍。
"What are you doing?" She asked.
“你在幹嗎？”
"Hunting Flies" he replied.
“打蒼蠅”
"Oh!Kill any?" She asked.
“有打到了嗎？”
"Yep， 3 males， 2 Females，" he replied.
“打到三隻公的，兩隻母的”
Intrigued， she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
“你如何區分公的母的？”
He responded... "3 were on a beer can…
“三隻在啤酒罐上
the other 2 were on the phone”.
其他兩隻在電話上”