Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives?
為什麼有些男人寧養狗卻不肯娶妻
1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.
你愈晚回家牠越興奮
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
你錯喊另外一頭狗的名字牠也不會介意

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
當你撒得滿地都是時，牠會很高興

4. A dog's parents never visit.
牠的父母永遠不會來訪 擾你

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
你提高嗓子強烈表態時，牠不會反感而生氣
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
你永不須要等呀等的，狗狗永遠隨時準備好與你出門

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
你喝醉了，狗狗會覺得你很有趣

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
狗狗很喜歡與你去打獵和釣魚

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask， 'If I died， would you get another dog?'
狗狗不會半夜把你推醒問你，牠死了後你會不會找另外一條狗 ?

10. If a dog has babies， you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
如果狗狗生了孩子，你可以登個廣告把孩子打發掉

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
狗狗會乖乖讓你套個項圈而不會說你玩變態

12. If a dog smells another dog on you， they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
狗狗從你身上嗅到別的狗的味道，不但不會生氣還會覺得很有趣

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
狗狗會很喜歡坐小貨車的後座
And last， but notthe least... 最後，但很重要:
14. If a dog leaves， it won't take half of your stuff.
狗狗離開你時絕不會分掉你一半的家財呢!
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15. 你可以任意調整控制狗狗的飲食與體重，而不會向你抱怨，並不用花錢去減肥，除非你放縱不管!