婚姻幽默 (轉貼)
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻：你在作什麼啊？
Husband : Nothing.
夫：沒作什麼。
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Ax
妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻：要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫：當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻：要或不要。
Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。