賢妻GOOD WIFE
After being married for 40 years， I took a careful look at my wife one day and said， "forty years ago we had a cheap house， a jun
slept on a sofa bed andwatched a 10-inch black and white TV， but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
結婚後40年，有一天，我仔細看著我的妻子，說：“40年前我們有 一間便宜的房子，一部破車， 睡在一張沙發床上，看著一台10英寸的黑白電視機， 但我每天晚上可與一位23歲的辣妹睡覺。
Now ... I have a $500，000.00 home， a $35，000.00 car， a nice big bed and a large screen TV， but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
現在 ...我有一間 $500，000.00的家，一部 $35，000 .00車， 一張漂亮的大床和一台大螢幕電視， 但我與一個63歲的老女人睡。
對我而言，我似乎都不是站在對的事情那一邊。“
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap house， driving a junk car， sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
我的妻子是一個非常明智講理的女人。
她叫我出去找一個今年 23歲的辣妹， 她相信我會再一次住在一間很便宜的房子， 開著一部破車，睡在一張沙發床， 看著一台10英寸的黑白電視。
Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
老女人不偉大嗎？
他們真的知道如何解決一個臭老頭子的問題。