老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是......
OH~~ MY GOD！ 很有一套喔！
Dear wang litte sister:
親愛的王小姐
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
自從看到你的第一眼, 我便愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛貶啊貶, 我就死去活來 ?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
也許你不記得我,沒有關係,
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大偉,今年 25 (今天是today,那麼今年就是toyear. 至於偉就翻成great吧！)
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)