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來源:幽默搞笑   發佈於 2009-12-01 13:58

From 0 to 100 in 2 seconds.................

> Three men are sitting at a bar and are discussing what present they bought for their wives.
> 三個男人正在酒吧中討論他們買給自己老婆的禮物。
>
> The first says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds"
> 第一個男人說:「我買了一個可以在六秒內從0到100的東西」
>
> The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals "i bought her a nice Porche"
> 另兩個男人不知道他指的是什麼,所以他揭露答案:「我買給我老婆一台相當不錯的保時捷」
>
> The second guy says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds"
> 第二個男人也說:「我買了個可以在四秒內從0到100的東西。」
>
> "That has to be a Ferrari - right? "
> 「那一定是法拉利,對吧?」
>
> "Yeah thats right! i bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"
> 「答對了!我買給我老婆一台相當棒的紅色法拉利」
>
> The third one says " i bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in just 2 seconds"
> 第三個男人開口說:「我買給我老婆一個在兩秒內從0-100的東西。」
>
> "THAT CAN'T BE - The Ferrari is the fastest car in the world?!"
> 「不可能的!法拉利是世界上最快的車種了!」
>
> "Well - it's not a car, but ."
> 「恩...那不是一台車啦...那是.... 」
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