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來源:幽默搞笑   發佈於 2009-09-16 20:17

環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題

環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題
Question: Ms America,how do you
describe a male organ in your country?
問:美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, Ican say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美 國 小姐:美國的男性器官像紳士。
Question: How can yousay so?
問:為什麼呢?
MsAmerica: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
美 國 小姐:因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立
......
(Applause!Applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Spain,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:西 班牙 小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organsin our country are like our very own Bullfight orToro(Bull)
西 班牙 小姐:西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
Question: How can yousay so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms Spain: Because itcharges every time it sees an opening.
西 班牙 小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
> (Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: MsPhilippines, how do you describe a male organ inyourcountry?
問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well,I can say that male organs in our country arelikegossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
Question: How can yousay so?
問:為什麼呢?
MsPhilippines: Because it passes from mouth tomouth.
菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
(Applause!Applause!Standing Ovation! Applause!Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Iran, howdo you describe a male organ in your Country?
問:伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I cansay that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像賊。
Question: How can yousay so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms I ran: Because theylike to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms India,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I cansay the male organs in India are likelabourers.
印度小姐:印度的男性器官像勞力。
Question: How can yousay so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms India: Because itworks day and night......
印度小姐:因為日夜勞 '做 ' 。
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: MsSingapore,how do you describe a male organ inyourcountry?
問:新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MsSingapore: Well, Ican say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How canyousay so?
問:為什麼呢?
MsSingapore: It always wantsto rush in quick and leave15 minutesbefore the show is over.
新加坡小姐:總是衝進場,提前 15分鐘出場。
(Applause!Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms China,how do you describe a male organ inyourcountry?
問:中國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
MsChina: Well, I cansay that Male Organs in China are like Deng SiuPing .
中國小姐:中國的男性器官像鄧小平
Question: How can yousay so?
問:為什麼呢?
Ms China: Short andhard working, but can work until 90.
中國小姐:短小精幹,但卻可以工作到九十歲。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )

問:台灣 小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
台灣小姐:台灣的男性器官像陳水扁 .
問:為什麼呢?
台灣小姐:明明不行,還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。 (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Malaysia,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問:馬來西亞小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, Ican say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
馬來西亞小姐:馬來西亞的男性器官像 Proton 牌轎車 ( 馬來西亞國產車 ).
Question: How can yousay so?

問:為什麼呢?
Ms Malaysia: Looktough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐:看起來很硬 (造型類似 HONDA) 其實很軟( 一撞就變形) .

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